You have entered the habitat of an unstable individual named Ally. Ally is fifteen, enjoys reading, writing, listening to music, crying, and obsessing over her life choices, usually followed by curling up in a ball and playing solitaire for six hours. If you intend to become friends with this individual... well, I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye. You're in for a hell of a ride.
Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. the gayest. the ultimate gay. this is a hard question, anon.
let’s go with modern!Elsida
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.